The Gospel of Pan

Our Lord Pan

WARNING: The persuasive literature you are about to read is filled with outrageous descriptions of firsthand experiences with the Divine that could change the way you feel about Jesus. Click the craven image of the cloven hooved Son-of-Nature for a downloadable PDF of the Wild Christ Love Letter.

“The medium-beige American luxury sedan pulled up slowly and parked in front of my white picket fence. Then the driver, wearing a matching medium-beige leisure suit strode from the car, down the avenue on foot, carrying a book in his hand.I suddenly got a strong feeling I was on the list for salvation….”

When people knock on my door and want to talk about the Lord, I answer it with a pamphlet of my own, filled with propaganda about the very personal relationship I share with the Lord…the Lord Pan.

 

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